Little kid goes trick or treating dressed as a pirate. He gets to the door of the first house and knocks. An old man opens the door and … “Oh,my! A little pirate. Where’s your buccaneers?” Kid answers, “Under my buc-in hat.”
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A man shows up for a halloween party wearing nothing but a pair of shorts. The hostess greets him and asks where is his costume? I am dressed as a premature ejaculation. She says no shoes, no hat no shirt! How is that a costume? He says yea, I just came in my pants.
Sorry if my joke is offensive but I think it’s hilarious
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“Sorry if my joke is offensive but I think it’s hilarious” The good ones are.
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The trick is to hide the offensive part under a thin veneer of seemingly innocent words.
Only the sinners will laugh …
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Didja know that witches don’t wear underpants? Better grip on the broom.
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Wouldn’t want to touch that broom after the flight …
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Hilarious! I just sent it to everybody I know! Lol
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Same punchline was used for “Why are split-crotch panties part of the uniform for Hogwarts girls?”…
Cheers,
M
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You’d want someone else to hold it while you sniffed it?
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M
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I ain’t gonna be sniifin anything unless I can confirm the hygienic status of the pilot first
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I just hope we all don’t get the boot!
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No a good idea. Smells like cologne, leave it alone
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