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There was a cartoon/drawing on the wall at the model railroad club I was a member of many years ago:
“My wife says that if I buy another model
locomotive she will leave me.
Gee, I’ll miss her …”
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Going to shop tomorrow
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I always emphasize that I did not buy it for me, but for her!
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Never argue with your wife. Just dick’er… 
There are two theories on how to win an argument with your wife. Neither one works.
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To quote WarGames “A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”
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Reverse side of the coin: “You miss 100% of the shots you dont take.” Wayne Gretzky
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Go big or go home.
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It’s not mine, honest. I’m just holding it for a friend.
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She is cute even when pissed. Ahh.
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