Not just for our antipodean associates, rumor has it the Scots only invented the Kilt because their sheep had learned to flee in panic at the sound of a fly being unzipped…
Sorry, that’s a really Baaa-d joke.
Oh boy… and the jokes will flow…
Kiwi scientists have made a breakthrough discovery and discovered 2 new uses for sheep:
Meat and wool.
Q: Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world?
A: Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep.
Pfft. A tourist saw an Aussie having his way with a sheep and asked, “are you sharing?”, The Aussie replied, “no, get your own”.
Guess that says it all - It is supposed to read ‘shearing’ not ‘sharing’ and its:
. An Aussie tourist in NZ saw a Kiwi having his way with a sheep and asked, “are you shearing?”
So much good natured jokes between Aussies and Kiwis over the years:
I asked a kiwi how many girlfriends he had had…
He fell asleep counting.
An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer when suddenly the South African takes off his diamond cuff links, pulls out a gun and shoots the cufflinks.
He says “Back home in South Africa we have so many diamonds that we don’t need to wear the same diamond twice”.
The Kiwi looks at the South African, throws his beer glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass.
He says “Bro, back home in New Zealand we have so much sand to make glass with that we don’t need to drink out of the same one twice”.
The Australian looks at the Kiwi, then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.
Yeah, but we all know kiwi jokes are simple so that the Aussies get them. That’s jokes, not jokers, too.