Not just for our antipodean associates, rumor has it the Scots only invented the Kilt because their sheep had learned to flee in panic at the sound of a fly being unzippedâŚ
Sorry, thatâs a really Baaa-d joke.
M
Oh boy⌠and the jokes will flowâŚ
Kiwi scientists have made a breakthrough discovery and discovered 2 new uses for sheep:
Meat and wool.
Q: Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world?
A: Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep.
âApiligies broâŚ
Pfft. A tourist saw an Aussie having his way with a sheep and asked, âare you sharing?â, The Aussie replied, âno, get your ownâ.
Guess that says it all - It is supposed to read âshearingâ not âsharingâ and its:
. An Aussie tourist in NZ saw a Kiwi having his way with a sheep and asked, âare you shearing?â
So much good natured jokes between Aussies and Kiwis over the years:
I asked a kiwi how many girlfriends he had hadâŚ
He fell asleep counting.
An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer when suddenly the South African takes off his diamond cuff links, pulls out a gun and shoots the cufflinks.
He says âBack home in South Africa we have so many diamonds that we donât need to wear the same diamond twiceâ.
The Kiwi looks at the South African, throws his beer glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass.
He says âBro, back home in New Zealand we have so much sand to make glass with that we donât need to drink out of the same one twiceâ.
The Australian looks at the Kiwi, then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.
Yeah, but we all know kiwi jokes are simple so that the Aussies get them. Thatâs jokes, not jokers, too.