If you going to watch Das boot you have to do it right!
-Find a room
-Rip out the carpet place creaky metal everywhere
-cover all the windows
-enforce a no sunlight period and light everything with a single red bulb
-Rip out all the wiring and pipes and expose them, then be sure to hit your shins on said pipes every 15 min
-buy a old child size bunk bed, rip out the bottom bunk
(So you hit your head when you sleep under it.) and sleep in the 2x4 top bunk
-Sleep 4 hours every night
-Invite over 50 random sweaty men then have them stay
-Raise a public colony of lice
-Pay a German man to scream “Alarm” then everyone has to run around each other to get to battle stations
-Learn by heart:
Na Maenner, alles klar?
Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun!
Tiefe, LI!
Vorne unten zehn, hinten oben fumfzehn…
Wir hamn ihn, wir hamn ihn! Schht… Leise!
Boot ist nicht zu halten!
Alaaaaaaarm!
-Hang German dry sausages from the ceiling
-Grab a pipe then connect it to the exhaust of your vehicle, then fill the room with carbon monoxide and fumes for 5 hours a day
-Drink lots of U-Boot Spezialcocktail, Kondensmilch with Lemmonjuice
-Vomit in the corner let it sit your entire “journey”
-Piss in the now empty schnapps bottles
-Shit in buckets
-have German marching music playing in the background at all times
-Where the same clothes
-Dont even think about shaving
-Defiantly no showers
-Eat 1 mean a day
-Go to your local lake/ocean (add salt) and dump 40 gallons of sea water on your floor
-Eat nothing but moldy bread and sausage
-Every 3 hours simulate a destroyer attack by throwing yourself into every metal surface you have
(if you break any bones your doing it right)
-Pay someone to throw lit firecrackers at random intervals
Do this for 3 weeks. At the end of the 3 weeks watch Das boot.
It completes the experience! 
