Brownell’s has some smokin’ deals right now. Just sayin’.
why didn’t I get that one!!
Me jealous
Last summer a neighbour down the road added a rooster to their… not really sure what I want to call it… to their “coop” (?). The damn bird crows at all hours. The other night at 1 am it launched. I pondered several ways, ala John Wick / Wiley Coyote, for quieting that bird. It’s weird, the coyotes howling through the night don’t bother me, but that rooster is really annoying.
Regarding pigeons: I had a friend who used to “shoot” them with a slingshot loaded with dried chickpeas. Got rid of the birds but brought more racoons. 
Some days you just can’t win.
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I get along really well with my neighbors and their “little house on the prairie.” So after I casually mentioned the noise (“Does that thing have a volume button?”), they put a crow collar (cock ring! 
) on their bird which quieted it down for a bit — damn thing was choking! However, little by little you can hear the “bird thing from hell” trying harder to crow and now it makes this creepy evil horror movie sound! 
—mike
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The highest greatest honor 
for a chicken is to end up like this:
All chickens 
should be happy if they end their days in a glorious frying pan!
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Well said!
All this fried chicken 
talk is making me hungry!
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Me too.
Fried salmon, with rice and probably spinach on the menu today
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Salmon: “In frying pan, no one can hear you scream!” 
—mike
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Sounds like a giant step sideways to me.
I guess your neighbour found a new definition for “choking the chicken”. 
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When the ads get too crazy here I just spend more time over at Scalemates
I recently posted something about making a homemade EMP device, then I saw this ad. At first glance I thought it was advertising a small EMP device, but it turned out to be an induction heating coil.
Even so - it doesn’t mean they’re not spying.
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This one looks interesting, what is it for ?