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All new, environmentally friendly asymmetric blades, made from recycled tungsten steel razor blades, hand forged by our own blacksmiths on a Kibbutz in Israel, using only the best Bituminous coal from the Burmingham, Alabama area. Handles are of Hempwood stabilized with cactus juice.
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Spokesperson is not an actual modeler, and was paid for his endorsement.