And the top secret SS program to breed Aryan Oompa-Loompas to man the top turret…
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The prototype Joseph Goebbels, just shy of 5’ 5" tall, was still a bit to tall
and he didn’t look like an Aryan either …
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Hitler either…
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Adolf was taller (175, a full 4 inches taller than J G), still far from a giant.
A H did manage a full 100% fail on the aryan criteria though, the SS height
requirement was 174 cm ( I bet they set it at that level so that A H would
have been tall enough), the LSSAH required 178 so A H couldn’t join 
Maybe he wanted to surround himself with tall handsome young men …
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Don´t you forget GROSS, BLOND und BLAUÄUGIG.? Or was it “Zäh wie Leder, hart wie Kruppstahl und flink wie ein Windhund…”
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AND his great-grandfather on his mother’s side was Jewish…hahaha!
fail = fallieren
Blond? Nope
Tall? Not really
Blue eyes? Nope
That nose? Not Aryan, more like somewhere from the middle east
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Yep
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Versagen.
Versagt.
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There are many synonyms for failing.
Maybe because it is such a central part of human existence …
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The Führer did have to pass the Arierprüfung. Because he IS the Führer.
BTW Isn´t this getting silly? 
Ariernachweis:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_certificate
P.S. Here in Germany, I would meanwhile have been arrested for this.
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Okay. This was someone’s fever dream in the Third Reich and they actually drew it up?
Or, is it some Nazi survival fantasy?
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When you’re told you can only make ONE tank…
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Two options:
- Get declared available for frontline service
- Get declared a vital resource for a very important defence research project that has the potential for turning the tide of war.
It is a survival plan.
In the beginnings there were three (or something) priority level and the projects were jostling and jockeying to get a higher priority. Then someone imvented a new level with a new name for something that was more important than level 1. Aha, that’s the way to play this game and along came a new top priority level.
Well three can play that game and a third super-duper prio level was created. An so it continued until the war was over.
My grandfather (mothers side) who worked at a shipyard cutting steel for submarines was on a train heading east for frontline service. The Führer had decided that submarines was a waste of time an resources so a lot of shipyard workers were declared available for the eastern front. After a while Dönitz (or was it Raeder?) managed to convince the Führer that submarines was “da sh!t” for winning the war and the shipyard workers were pulled off the trains and sent back home again.
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