Don’t you wish that your wife/girlfriend not only shared your hobby, but also looked like this?:
Guess I won the jackpot!
Guess I won the jackpot!
I’m surprised “it” doesn’t have 6 fingers / phalanges / appendages / tentacles / whatever.
Look closely at the fingernails. Didn’t exactly “stick the landing”.
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Have at it, she’s all yours… 
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With everything to look at, you look at the fingers! 
At least she’s got only one head, and two arms, and two of… umm, those other thingies! Having fun with a free-to-use AI program. I should have run with one of these:
or:
Didn’t say she was real! Just, uhhh…you know! 
Sorry, but AI “Thingies” really don’t Pitch my Tent.
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BTW, this is AI’s concept (among many!) of what an “M4A1 American Sherman Tank” should look like!
Something not quite right!
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I don’t know. Looking at her model skills, I’ll pass.
Is that a Filzbalg air cleaner mounted on the side or a steamer for your hot dog buns?
Who care about “modeling” skills? 
All the models look great…no distractions here!
Wait 'till I receive my “Amateur Cloning Kit”. “Only $9.99 if you order now! Includes 10 celebrity DNA samples of your choice! Order yours NOW! (Batteries not included)”
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I’ve seen hammer toes on old ladies’ feet, but those are the first ‘hammer fingers’ I’ve seen (green tank top). Been walking the streets of China Town in her grandmother’s wooden shoes…on her hands.
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At any rate we are mostly old guys who build models.
We do not date them.
Sad, but that is the way of the world.
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AI model builders girlfriend. Actually a fat asian man in the basement of hobbyboss telling you to buy more kits
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The first primitive androids exist today. A number of teams have already figured out good ways to manufacture the external skin. More teams are working on the internals and will have that sorted out in the next ten to twenty years. A number of companies are working on programs that can pass a Turing Test so that will also be available soon. Put it all together and you will have ‘perfect girlfriend’ androids in the next few decades.
Teams are also working on brain to optic nerve and brain to spinal cord signaling. Once the signaling problems are solved, work can begin on keeping a brain alive outside a body. Once that is done, humans will also have access to android bodies.
Scanning a brain at the atomic level and running a person virtually will come next. That requires a level of computational power currently unavailable but as quantum computers become more powerful, even that problem will be solved and from that point on, human beings will be effectively immortal.
In sum, you may get your perfect girlfriend in, oh, twenty years? Thirty? Start saving up now. (You can purchase the immobile version today.) She will do exactly what you program her to do. Of course, more than one government agency will also have a say in her programming so she will not be perfect out of the box. You’ll have to hack her programming. Do not fret. The hacks will be readily available as freeware downloads if you know where to look.
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Oddly, the AI seems to have gooned up the fingers consistently on each one of them.
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Thank God that getting a grip on your man to hand relationship is still free and won’t kill you in your sleep
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An appointment with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters?
Could save many a frustrated young man from rash and stupid actions …
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Maybe the input to the AI should specify: Bratwurst fingers?
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